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I am Courtland.
I love my mommy.
I watch people.
I think sometimes.
I love applause.
I never forgot.
I am unaware.
I enjoy cleaning dishes.
I was just born.
I am rather unconventional.
I am not dramatic.
I sit out in the rain.
I shower every night.
I am nostalgic.
I used to want it.
I am commercial.
I don't like sweat.
I take photos for fun.
I am not badass.
I had to look up the meaning of "put out".
I am low-key.
I don't like trumpets.
I play the piano.
I collect CD's.
I am an open book.
I am a bass.
I read picture books.
I lie.
I don't read.
I dance around.
I don't often do my hair.
I know how to use Photoshop.
I flirt a lot.
I sing poorly.
I am predictable.
I do not "hang out".
I am good at sleeping.
I lose my underwear and socks.
I want to fly.
I love adventures.
I have integrity.
I recently stopped watching Saturday morning cartoons.
I stay up late.
I never really knew anyway.
I can't leave it alone sometimes.
I get up early.
I don't like school.
I listen to the radio.
I am socially anxious.
I am sometimes quiet.
I once slowed a marble.
I am sometimes loud.
I am friendly.
I am not entitled.
I missed.
I love the smell of coffee.
I am bad with money.
I correct grammar in my head.
I know why canned pears are great.
I want an Autobot.
I love me.
I am REALLY BAD with money.
I am weird.
I live in 1999.
I don't care sometimes.
I care too much sometimes.
I am a boy.
I believe in God.
I masturbate.
I love The Cheesecake Factory.
I have a unique fashion sense.
I sold out.
I am gonna catch 'em all.
I am too deep sometimes.
I shave a lot.
I degenerate periodically.
I spend too much time at home.
I need a hobby.
I swear.
I hate chocolate.
I like going on drives.
I am selfish sometimes.
I gag on squash.
I buy music before I listen to it.
I dream in color.
I am not an artist.
I repeat myself.
I expect the worse.
I don't worry.
I am inches from crazy.
I get frequent nosebleeds.
I hug a lot.
I read dictionaries.
I gave up.
I don't like being alone.
I can't date online.
I glory in being unfinished.
I never enjoyed Monopoly.
I push others away sometimes.
I tend to perform.
I exaggerate.
I have a lot of friends.
I can't go back sometimes.
I don't like Radiohead.
I love Dance Dance Revolution.
I dropped a TV on my head as a child.
I can use basic Japanese.
I am very slow to anger.
I discriminate.
I slough class.
I turn things into games.
I can emulate well.
I love life.
I used to think I was clever.
I don't live enough.
I relate well to Madonna.
I sit in piles of warm laundry.
I want to go to the beach.
I peruse large stores.
I want to fly kites.
I need to find an elephant.
I love America.
I am gay.
I will marry Britney Spears.
I just can't sometimes.
I drink a lot of milk.
I kiss slowly.
I complicate.
I don't like milk.
I don't fear death.
I love McDonald's.
I found Carmen Sandiego.
I want to throw away my cell phone sometimes.
I love Fridays.
I don't cry.
I came late.
I text back.
I really meant it.
I am sorry but not regretful.
I have a thing for redheads.
I sleep on Sundays.
I procrastinate.
I finished.
I act like a girl.
I tire of cleaning toilets.
i forget capital letters sometimes.
I am plain.
I am simple.
I am not stupid.
I put things in my mouth.
I do stupid things.
I know too much to work there.
I eat lots of apples.
I ramble sometimes.
I love minimalism.
I am too serious sometimes.
I see the world in decline.
I love playing in the wind.
I can't focus sometimes.
I don't go.
I forgive quickly.
I don't wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.
I revel in doing nothing.
I know Utah would crumble without Diet Coke.
I am not disciplined.
I need to smell limes.
I do not own a desk.
I am not patient sometimes.
I am obsessive.
I love vanilla milkshakes.
I am so old.
I really wanted to but I didn't.
I woke up last week.
I spell well.
I am not political.
I am a messy eater.
I don't use calculators.
I know Michael Jackson is innocent.
I laugh really loudly.
I am fiercely regulated.
I giggle only at night.
I love Fanta Girls.
I give away my possessions.
I bet it all.
I am unsure.
I am not very creative.
I smile perpetually.
I eat marshmallow fluff on bagels.
I entertain impossibilities.
I want to cuddle a lot.
I don't like marshmallows.
I can't sleep with my contacts in.
I saved Princess Zelda many times.
I love too often.
I stole a gummy worm in the third grade.
I want more than I need.
I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar.
I need what I don't want.
I don't party.
I am white.
I am not a sore loser.
I wear small boxer briefs.
I am shallow sometimes.
I don't like fandom.
I am never really there.
I explore deserts.
I can lick my left elbow.
I break things.
I walk on grass.
I don't hook up.
I dislike grease.
I am a flaky saxophonist.
I stress over wasting time.
I enjoy long walks.
I need sunshine.
I loved him.
I want a cat.
I type slowly.
I fantasize about open spaces.
I don't replace the empty rolls.
I want a wide-angle lens.
I am simplistic.
I can't hide emotions well.
I have a brother who cheats at Scrabble.
I don't refill the soap dispenser.


I am only halfway.
Meet me in the middle?




current residence: 1999-ish.
favorite genre of music: electropop.
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Canned Pears

Journal Entry: Fri May 15, 2009, 1:21 PM
Expiration Date:


  • 1. Ready at all times, a can opener and fork is all it takes to eat this tasty treat.






  • 2. Canned pears can be put on any kind of food from ice cream, to quesadillas, to English muffins. All it takes is imagination.






  • 3. With fresh fruit, there is only a small window of time before it goes from fresh to foul. But canned pears are ready whenever you are!






  • 4. Canned pears can be kept with an emergency kit for a healthy balance of fruit.






  • 5. Canned pears contain no fat or cholesterol and including canned pears in your diet can help you toward eating the recommended 5-A-Day serving of fruits & vegetables.






  • 6. Canned pears are great for all ages - they're sweet, easy to chew, inexpensive and very convenient.








  • ++ Courtesy of Western Family brand Crisp Rice cereal, left-side panel on box.
















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